press any key to watch tv

but this damn tv’s been watching me

it’s after 1am but i’m still trying

to masturbate unsuccessfully

a huge gray screen

stares mockingly

it’s beckoning

press any key

but dammit I’m so horny

lying nakedly

on the sofa in front of the tv

searching my MacBook frantically

looking for the new porn I downloaded this week

can’t recall where i saved it for the life of me

i’ve probably had a little too much to drink

and these damn anti…