i shoulda took a shit

before I left the house

now i’m trynna take a piss

but only shit wants to come out

nearly panicking

got me furiously

squeezing my ass cheeks

really having to shit

but I’m needing to piss

with no bathroom in sight

just this tree I’m behind

should I?

oh hell naw I

can hold it, can’t I?

attention, perineum

it’s an emergency, aiight?

just hold back the shit please

while my bladder empties

lord help me